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Our Guest Book

The book lives on the front desk, next to the bell. Some entries are copied here for travelers planning their stay. Spelling preserved.


Margaret & Bill H., Ohio — October ’96   ★★★★★

“The pancakes alone are worth the drive around the lake. The grey cat supervised our breakfast and approved. Five stars from both of us.”

R. Whitfield, traveling salesman — November ’96   ★★★★

“Quiet room, honest coffee, radio at the counter. Slept like a stone. The fog comes right up to the porch in the morning — beautiful. Docking one star because the storeroom bolt sticks, which the management assures me is tradition.”

Anna P., Portland — February ’97   ★★★★★

“A warm and pleasant stay. The forest is beautiful in the mornings. We did not go near the water.”

Mr. Sm—th (signature unclear) — January ’97   ★★★★★

“I have rested correctly. The room was comfortable. The building is... adequate. I believe that is the word. The money is counted. I will return when it is required.”

Esteban M., Lakewood (a regular) — undated   ★★★★★

“I eat here every day. Beer with ice. Yeah, I know. Best seat on the lake.”

The Kowalski family — March ’97   ★★★★★

“A warm and pleasant stay. The forest is beautiful in the mornings. We did not go near the water.”

June & Harold, honeymooners — April ’97   ★★★★

“We loved the shore path and the little cafe. The black cat hissed at my husband, which he deserved. We will be back for our anniversery.”


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Entries are transcribed by the management, by hand, in the evening. Please write legibly.